‘Because toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting’

Introducing Comfort Wipe, the sanitary paper extension arm and holder!
YES! (sadly) it is a real product and not a spoof… and there’s really no easy way to put this other than that it’s a stick to help you wipe your arse, and avoid touching that ‘disgusting toilet paper’. Great infomercial (as seen on TV):

Could this really be ‘the first improvement in toilet paper, as we know it, since the 1880s’? Now you’ll never have to touch a dirty toilet tissue!… hoorah

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