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Police station toilet stolen…
cops have nothing to go on!
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posted Thursday 18 June 2009 by
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- WHO IS JACK SCHITT
- The Brown Corporation at The World Toilet Expo, Singapore, December 2009
- 'World Toilet Day'
- 'Ploo' as seen on Top Gear
- World Toilet Day - November 19th
- 'Washing Our Asses With Water'
- The Cardboard Gladiator
- A Mongolian View
- Golden Showers
- CardBoy
- Disgusting
- Cardboard Car
- The Survival Guide To Festival Toilets
- In the forest...
- Toilet Roll Sculptures
- Car-dboard
- Toilet Twinning
- Crap Joke
- Cardboard Love
- Cardboard Comfort
- Toilet Humour
- FYS (Finish Your Self)
- Eating from your toilet bowl
- Comfort Wipe
- Where's The Toilet?
- The Throne
- Cardboard Tron!
- Singing For Toilets
- Toilet Prank
- Dirty for Swain Campaign
- Your Planet Needs You
- Ski While You Pee
- Bathroom Instructions
- Cardboard Upright Bass
- Little Jack on Twitter
- It's civilized to get close to urinate
- Toilet Shaped House
- The Ultimate 2009 UK Music Festival Map
- Crazy Cardboard Characters
- Ultimate Boom Box
- What Would Macgyver Do?
- Visually Descriptive
- Bizarre Toilet-Themed Restaurant
- Cheeky Green Ad
- Top of the Plops - The Floaters
- Bad Chewie!
- World's Fastest Toilet
- Everyone Poops
- NICHT SPRITZEN - SITZEN
- Manure… An interesting fact

My cousin, when much younger, named Billy, after his father and his father, obviously Billy the third. But when he was young and had issues saying his “TH’s” sound it was always Billy the Turd. True story…to this day , and hes in his twenties now, we still call him Billy the Turd.
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
A rabbit and a bear were standing in a field, the bear turned to the rabbit and said " do you ever have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replied “No i dont” So the bear picked him up and wiped his arse on him!!!