There is a new ‘movement’ called The Official ‘Washing Our Asses With Water’ Fan Club on facebook. Yes, the subject ‘matter’ may be amusing to some but the truth lies within the humour. Do you ‘dry wipe’? Do you ONLY use toilet paper on your ass after a shit? Do you feel clean without using water? A clean ass is a washed ass. An ingenious Eastern device called the ‘lota’ (kinda looks like a watering can) is making a comeback after being promoted by myself. Used to pour water with one hand whilst vigorously rubbing your asshole clean with the other, it is rarely seen these days because the evil ‘dry wipers’ have taken over the planet. However, all is not lost, join, share with your facebook friends and discuss. Glory to the washers!

Add yourself to their facebook fanpage. Search Washing Our Asses With Water.

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